Mommy: What year were you born?
Keegan: (Shrugging his shoulders) I don't know
Mommy: Why do people wear deodorant?
Keegan: Cause bugs eat them.
Mommy: What would you buy if you had a million dollars?
Keegan: Food and toys
Mommy: What is a president?
Keegan: Barrack Obama
Mommy: Where would you like to take your family on vacation someday?
Keegan: to Wisconsin